The Aquatic Agenda: How Underwater Aliens Have Influenced the American Presidency
Few realize that the true power behind the Oval Office lies beneath the waves. Since the nation's founding, American presidents have been either knowing participants in or unwitting agents of an ongoing relationship with advanced underwater civilizations. The evidence, when properly assembled, reveals a startling pattern of influence and intervention at crucial moments in our history. George Washington's famous crossing of the Delaware wasn't just a brilliant military maneuver – it was assisted by precisely timed underwater phenomena that locals at the time reported as "strange lights" beneath the river's surface. Washington's extensive documentation of weather patterns and tidal flows in his personal journals takes on new significance when decoded properly – they weren't farming records, but careful observations of alien activity along the Eastern seaboard. His insistence on a coastal capital wasn't about trade access – it was about maintaining pr...